Dear parents,
As awesome as school is, working really hard and sleeping only a few hours a night, I've decided to resign from getting my education. I know right now your probably thinking about throwing down this piece of paper and ripping my head off, but please wait just one second before you jump into action. While I no longer will be going to school, I will be traveling the world by sponsorship of hot dog eating contests. The positive side in this is that I will become culturarly educated, while eating one of America's best known cuisines. I know your probably upset about the money you've lost so far this semester. Don't worry, I've figured that out to. After calculating my hot dog eating contests winnings, in 10 years I should be able to pay you back! I hope I've broughten enlightenment to you and you will see how great the decision I've made is.
Love you :)
Madison
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